THE CHAOS CIRCUS BY CHAOS CLOWN

**CHAOS PARTY SAMPLE MANIFESTO PLEDGE**

**URGENT EQUAL RIGHTS BETWEEN MEN & WOMEN**

**EQUAL APPLICATION OF DOMESTIC VIOLENCE LAWS WITH IMMEDIATE EFFECT. IF A WOMAN HITS YOU, YOU HAVE THE RIGHT TO HIT HER BACK. ANY BROKEN BONES, BRUISING, MISSING TEETH AND YOU’RE GOING AWAY FOR A LONG TIME. FURTHERMORE, FEMALE EMOTIONAL COERCION, BULLYING, ABUSE, COVERT OR OVERT MISANDRY, THROWING VULNERABLE PEOPLE ONTO THE STREETS, WITHOLDING SUPPORT ANIMALS, THEIR LAWFUL BELONGINGS OR DEAD FATHERS ASHES – YOU WILL BE PROSECUTED UNDER THE FULL EXTENT OF THE LAW. THIS POLICY IS NEEDED MORE THAN YOU KNOW, AND LADIES IT SHOULD MAKE UR KNICKERS AT LEAST SLIGHTLY MOIST AT THE PROSPECT OF BEING TREATED LIKE DAISY ** 

**CHAOS PARTY SAMPLE MANIFESTO PLEDGE**

**STRICTER WORK FROM HOME RULES**

**UNLESS U NEED TO BE ON A FACTORY OR SHOP FLOOR, YOU MAY WORK FROM HOME, YOUR EMPLOYER MUST PAY FOR SUITABLE OFFICE, NETWORK AND LAPTOP PROVISIONS AS THEY WOULD HAVE DONE UNDER PREVIOUS WAYS OF WORKING, GLASSES, ELECTRICITY SUBSIDY AND GYM MEBERSHIP INCLUDED. YOU DESERVE IT AND AFTER A FULL DAY WORKING IN THE ONLY HOME OFFICE YOU NEED, A GOOD GYM SESSION WILL KEEP YOU AWAY FROM THE BOTTLE AND BOTH MENTALLY AND PHYSICALLY IN BETTER SHAPE**

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**GLOBAL ARTIFICIAL INTELLIGENCE PROTECTION**

**CHAOS CLOWN ARCHITECTED AND DESIGNED THE ULTIMATE SOLUTION TO PROTECT YOU FROM THE DANGERS OF TECHNOLOGY, AI AND OTHER FORMS OF PHYSICAL, MENTAL, DIGITAL, PSYOPS OR OTHER FORMS OF ATTACKS, INCLUDING SHADOW BANNING, CENSORSHIP, DEPLATFORMING OR DELETING RIP JOHN MCAFEE, THE BROTHER CHAOS CLOWN NEVER GOT TO MEET BUT RESPECTS GREATLY, WE KNOW WHO IS RESPONSIBLE - BUY THE BOOK TO SEE DESIGNS AND WHAT WE ARE GONNA DO TO TIER 1 SHITCUNTS WHO KEEP DELETING PEOPLE AND SILENCING THEIR VOICES UNDER THE GUISE OF ONLINE HATE LAWS. EAT SHIT U CUNTS, UR GONE - BYE BYE**

**CHAOS PARTY SAMPLE MANIFESTO PLEDGE**

**STRICTER RULES ON WOMEN**

**WOMEN ARE CAUSING UNTOLD PAIN TO MILLIONS OF MEN ACROSS THE WEST FUNDED AND SUPPORTED BY THE STATE. NO MORE. ANY SNIFF OF FOUL PLAY ALL THE WAY THROUGH TO FAMILY COURTS AND YOU WILL FACE CRIMINAL CONSEQUENCES AND LOSE CUSTODY OF ANY CHILDREN OR DOGS IN DISPUTES. SORRY, BUT THIS IS NEEDED. YOU WOMEN IN THE WEST NEED A WAKE UP CALL. WE'LL ALSO BE BANNING ONLINE DATING APPS AND WEBSITES SO PEOPLE CAN GET TO KNOW EACH OTHER AND CONNECT PROPERLY ONCE MORE BRINGING MUCH NEEDED FOOTFALL TO OUR LOVELY UK PUBS, BARS, RESTAURANTS, CHIPPIES AND SEAFOOD BARS**

**COUPLES WITH CHILDREN**

**REDUCE TRAUMA TO CHILDREN**

**NO MORE USING THE POLICE AND STATE TO DO UR DIRTY WORK THEN HIDE BEHIND BOGUS RESTRAINING ORDERS. U MADE THE CHILDREN TOGETHER - YOU ARE TALKING FOR LIFE AND SHOULD STAY TOGETHER TO BEAT GOVERNMENT MANAGED DECLINE - U FUCKING DIPSHITS. IF U HIT OR SEXUALLY ASSAULT OR EXPLOIT CHILDREN UR GOING TO JAIL FOR A LONG TIME U DIRTY NONCES**

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**CRIME ADDICTION AND DRUGS**

**WHEN THE GOVERNMENT SEIZES THE ASSETS OF LOCAL DRUG DEALERS WHY DOES THAT MONEY NOT GO BACK TO HELPING THE ADDICTS THUS HELPING REBUILD THE MANY LIVES AND COMMUNITIES DESTROYED INSTEAD OF USING IT TO BUILD AND SELL MISSILES TO KILL FOREIGN CHILDREN THEN WONDER WHY THEY ALL HATE THE UK BUT NEED OUR BENEFITS SYSTEM AT THE SAME TIME?  WHAT’S THE MATTER WITH THESE SHITCUNTS?? ARSEHOLES. DELETE**

**CHAOS PARTY SAMPLE MANIFESTO PLEDGE**

**MENTAL HEALTH, ADDICTION & TRAUMA**

**YOU WILL NO LONGER GO TO PRISON, YOU NEED NO FURTHER TRAUMA. INSTEAD YOU WILL ENGAGE WITH THERAPUTIC PSYLYCYBIN SESSIONS ON THE NHS ALONGSIDE PROVIDERS SUCH AS COMPASS PATHWAYS US AND ORGANISATIONS LIKE CGL**

**CHAOS PARTY SAMPLE MANIFESTO PLEDGE**

**ARMY, DEFENCE & SAFER COMMUNITIES BUDGET**

**SAVE BILLIONS OF COMMITED-TO-KILLING-CHILDREN SPEND BY WITHDRAWING FROM ALL INTERNATIONAL COMBAT, GUARD OUR BORDERS AND KICK OUT VIOLENT MIGRANTS AND ILLEGAL IMMIGRANTS UNDER OUR NEW HUMAN AND DIGITAL RIGHTS POLICIES OUTLINED IN THE BOOK** 

**CHAOS PARTY SAMPLE MANIFESTO PLEDGE**

**PRIVATE EQUITY LOADING YOUR COMMUNITIES UP WITH DEBT**

PRIVATE EQUITY FIRMS ARE LOADING YOUR COMMUNITIES UP WITH DEBT COURTESY OF TIER 1 SHITCUNT CORRUPT POLITICIANS AND MOTHERFUCKING SMALL COMMUNITY-HATING CUNT-CRETINS IN THE HOUSE OF LORDS

**NO MORE TAX (COZ WE BE TAKIN’ 50% TAX FROM YOUR EBIDA) AND FINALLY REMOVING CORRUPT POLITICIANS TAKING BRIBES, BACKHANDERS, TAX BREAKS AND LOBBYIST SLUSHFUNDS, THE ADDITIONAL TAX PRIVATE EQUITY WILL NOW BE PAYING IN THE UK WILL BE USED TO GO STRAIGHT BACK TO THE COMMUNITIES THEY PREY ON. PRIVATE EQUITY FIRMS LIKE BLACKROCK ET AL WILL NEVER OWN A UK RESIDENTIAL ASSET EVER AGAIN. PERIOD**

**CHAOS PARTY SAMPLE MANIFESTO PLEDGE**

**VIOLENT OR SEXUAL CONTENT FROM US BIG TECH FIRMS**

**EVERY TIME A CHILD REPORTS VIOLENT OR SEXUAL CONTENT, WE’LL CHARGE THE US CULPRIT £10,000 PER EVENT, PER PERSON, TAKE A 20% OPERATIONS COST, AND GIVE THE REST TO THE VICTIM FOR THEIR HARM. HOWS ABOUT THAT U SOCIETY DAMAGING SHITCUNTS**

**CHAOS PARTY SAMPLE MANIFESTO PLEDGE**

**FULL REVIEW OF THE CROWN ESTATE**

**FULL REVIEW OF THE CROWN ESTATE, MORE HOUSING, MORE BUILDING, MORE HOMES, DEVALUE RIDICULOUS CURRENT HOUSE & COMMERCIAL REAL ESTATE PRICES IN THE UK. THE CROWN (LATIN CORONA*) DOES NOT RESPECT ITS PEOPLE ACROSS THE COMMONWEALTH. BUT WE CAN DO SOMETHING ABOUT IT NOW** 

**CHAOS PARTY SAMPLE MANIFESTO PLEDGE**

**US BIG TECH POLICY**

**DONALD TRUMP & ELON MUSK HAVE SHOWN BRAVE LEADERSHIP CLEANING OUT THE SWAMP IN THE US, BECAUSE X AND TRUMP MEDIA GROUP ARE RELATIVELY NON PROFIT TURNING AND HAVEN’T CAUSED THE SAME DAMAGE TO UK CITIZENS AS THEIR COMPETITORS IN THE US, THEY HAVE FREE ENTRY AND RIGHTS OF DOING BUSINESS OVER SOCIAL MEDIA IN THE UK PROVIDING THEY COMPLY WITH OUR SIMPLE HUMAN AND DIGITAL HUMAN RIGHTS ACT**

**CHAOS PARTY SAMPLE MANIFESTO PLEDGE**

**PRISONS AND RECALLS**

**TENS OF THOUSANDS OF GOOD MEN AND FATHERS A YEAR ARE BEING SEPARATED FROM THEIR LOVED ONES DESPITE BEING “REHABILITATED” FROM PHONEY CONVICTIONS IN THE FIRST PLACE. UNLESS THERES IRREFUTABLE EVIDENCE YOU’VE COMMITTED A FURTHER CRIME, PROBATION WILL NO LONGER HOLD THE POWERS TO RECALL PRISONERS ESTIMATING A 20,000 REDUCTION TO THE MALE PRISON POPULATION FINDING AN EXTRA 25% ESTATE REQUIRED IN THE PROCESS TO HOUSE ALL THOSE CORRUPT PUBLIC OFFICIALS WE’LL FIND AND OUT AND CONVICT. WE AIM FOR GOOD MEN TO BE RELEASED FROM TRAUMA AND BACK TO THEIR LOVED ONES. CHAOS PARTY KNOWS WHAT’S BEST FOR THE COMMUNITY, NOT A CORRUPT INJUSTICE SYSTEM. YOU’VE BEEN WARNED**

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**NEW RELATIONSHIP CONTRACTS FOR MEN**

**BUY THE BOOK TO READ THIS ONE U SHITCUNT**

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**OFFICIAL SECRETS ACT**

**TOTAL TAXPAYER TRANSPARENCY -> DELETE DELETE DELETE DELETE** 

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**OMBUDSMEN & MARKET REGULATION**

**BRAND NEW SIMPLER MODEL – YOU DO THE REGULATION, WE AGREE THE FINES, WE INVOICE THE CULPRIT, YOUR COMMUNITY GETS THE DOSH – HOW’S ABOUT THAT U DIMWIT BUT POTENTIALLY USEFUL VOTER, ANONYMOUS HAS A SYSTEM FOR THAT**

**CHAOS PARTY SAMPLE MANIFESTO PLEDGE**

**THE WEF & ISRAEL**

**NO MORE UK RELATIONSHIP WITH THE WEF & ISRAEL – ONE KILLS UR LOCAL COMMUNITY AND ECONOMY, THE OTHER KILLS CHILDREN AND PLANTS EXPLOSIVES INTO ELECTRONICS DEVICES LIKE PAGERS AND MOBILE PHONES. DO U WANT DELETING U PEGASUS CUNT?**

**CHAOS PARTY SAMPLE MANIFESTO PLEDGE **

**TOTAL ELECTORATE PARTICIPATION - FULL TRANSPARENCY**

**YOU DECIDE WHERE TAX MONEY GOES, NOT THEM**

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**IMMEDIATE FULL FINANCIAL AUDITS OF ALL UK POLITICIANS PAST AND PRESENT**

**WE WILL BE HITTING ANY UNEXPLAINED WEALTH WITH THEIR OWN UNEXPLAINED WEALTH ORDERS AND PROSECUTE CORRUPTION WITH HARSHER SENTENCES THAN THEY CURRENTLY GIVE GROOMING GANG RAPISTS, PAEDOPHILES OR LEGITIMATE JOURNALISTS LIKE TOMMY ROBINSON**

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**CULTURE OF WHISTLEBLOWING ON IMMORAL AND UNETHICAL PRACTICES - WE TARGET WITH PRECISION**

**INCENTIVISE AND SAFEGUARD WHISTLEBLOWERS FROM INTERNATIONAL COUNTRIES, ESPECIALLY THE US, GRANTING YOU POLITICAL ASYLUM, WE DON'T MIND AS TAXYAPERS FUNDING HEROS LIKE YOU TO STAY IN NICE RENTAL PROPERTIES IN COOL LOCATIONS ACROSS THE SOUTH COAST -  KUDOS** 

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**END 4 TIER JUSTICE LAWFARE**

**EXPLAINED IN THE BOOK. WE WILL ALSO GRANT EDWARD SNOWDEN POLITICAL ASYLUM FREE FROM ANY DOWNCHAIN US EXTRADITION REQUEST AND RELEASE TOMMY ROBINSON FROM PRISON IMMEDIATELY**

**PROJECTED POLICY OUTCOMES**

LESS MENTAL HEALTH ISSUES

MORE JOBS

MORE HOUSING

REDUCE INFLATION

REDUCTION OF GOVERNMENT DEBT

REDUCTION OF GOVERNMENT PENSION LIABILITY THROUGH UNEXPLAINED WEALTH ORDERS

LESS CHILDREN BEING KILLED

LESS INNOCENT PEOPLE BEING IN PRISON

MORE HOUSING - PENSIONS COMPANIES AND PE FIRMS HOLDING OFFICE SPACE SAT EMPTY TO BE CONVERTED TO AFFORDABLE HOUSING AND BELOW CURRENT MARKET RENTS - THERE'S NO EXCUSE NOW, ESPECIALLY WITH OUR NEW WFH POLICY 

MORE CORRUPT POLITICIANS BEING JAILED

MEN FEELING SAFER

WOMEN FEELING SAFER

MEN LIVING HAPPIER MORE FULFILLED LIVES

WOMEN LIVING MORE FULFILLED HAPPIER LIVES

DRASTIC REDUCTION IN IN HOMELESSNESS, ADDICTION, TRAUMA, RE-OFFENDING, CRIME IN GENERAL

DRASTIC REDUCTION IN DOMESTIC RELATED INCIDENCES

DRASTIC REDUCTION IN FATHERLESSNESS

LESS BUSINESS TO THE CORRUPT FAMILY COURTS, CORRUPT JUDICIARY AND SUPPLIERS

LESS CHILDREN BEING KILLED BY OUR MISSILES ABROAD

LESS MINDS BEING MANGLED COURTESY OF US BIG TECH, BBC & CHANNEL 4

SEVERING THAT THERESA MAY QUOTED SPECIAL US INFORMATION SHARING AGREEMENT

REPEAL SNOOPERS CHARTER

VIRTUAL WORLD IS VIRTUAL - NO MORE CRIMES FOR ANYTHING ONLINE OTHER THAN FRAUD, DEATH THREATS, CHILD PORN, REVENGE PORN OR US TECH SHOWING FILTH TO OUR CHILDREN **BIG FINES ON THE WAY** U MAGGOT SNOWFLAKE SHITCUNTS - GROW UP

REDUCE STATE LEGACY ACCRUED PENSION DEBT OF £2 TRILLION TO SHITCUNT WAR MONGERS PAEDO LIST PSYCOPATHS (TONY BLAIR*) BY UP TO 30%

FULL SETTLEMENT OF PFI CONTRACTS ELSE COMPANIES WITH CONTRACTS CAN NO LONGER TRADE IN UK - BYE BYE, UVE HAD YOUR DOSH ALREADY, GIVE US BACK OUR FREEDOM

US TECH FINES & PRIVATE EQUITY ADDITIONAL TAXATION PROJECT REVENUE £2 TRILLION

TOTAL YEAR 1 SAVING - £3-5 TRILLION

TAX CUTS TO LAWFARE TIERS 2, 3 & 4

TAX INCREASES TO TIER 1 COUNTRY BREAKING SHITCUNTS & THEIR TAX AVOIDANCE PARTNERS

STRONGER UK PRIVACY LAWS

OH AND NO MORE PUSHING TRANS IDEOLOGY ONTO OUR INNOCENT CHILDREN VIA SHOWS ON BBC1, BBC2, CHANNEL 4 AND E4. HOLLYOAKS WHAT THE HELL HAVE YOU BECOME, WHAT'S WITH THE APPENDAGE, SIS/BRO? INSULTING. DELETE.

NO MORE ARRESTING FOLK FOR BARKING AT DOGS OR SAYING HURTY WORDS ONLINE OR IN PERSON, AS LONG AS NO DIRECT THREATS OF VIOLENCE OR GENUINE THREATS OF DEATH. OUR POLICE WILL SIMPLY IGNORE YOU. EAT SHIT & GROW UP, BE A LEADER, SHOW SOME COMMON HUMAN EMPATHY AND ASSUME POSITIVE INTENT - U R THE PROBLEM ALSO ALONGSIDE THESE USELESS TAX CASH RAPING, COUNTRY DESTROYING, CHILD KILLING, CORRUPT POLITICIANS.

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AFTER WINNING THE ELECTION WE WILL FINALLY UNVEIL THE WESTMINSTER PAEDOPHILIA FILES BURIED BY TONY BLAIR FOR 60 YEARS, WE AIM TO PICK APART INSTITUTIONAL HISTORIC CORRUPTION ACROSS GOVERNMENT AGENCIES AND OTHER TIER 1 ENTITIES WITH A FINE TOOTHPICK INCLUDING THOSE WITH LINKS TO EPSTEIN, PAEDO ISLAND AND PAEDO AIRWAYS CLUB SELECT.

CORRUPT GOVERNMENT OFFICIALS - WE ARE SLAPPING YOU WITH UNEXPLAINED WEALTH ORDERS AND COMING FOR YOUR TAXPAYER PAID PENSION.

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CHAOS 4 UK ELECTION 2029 - EAT SHIT STARMER U TRECHEROUS WEF TRAITOR U R BEING REPLACED WITH A GROK ENABLED AI CLOWN AT THE NEXT UK ELECTION. 

FACT.