AIRTIGHT COPYRIGHT

Copy CHAOS CLOWN and you will be sued in the **CUNTING TWAT** until you’re dead, having drowned in a puddle of your own **CUM JUICES**. All copyright and intellectual rights belonging to CHAOS CLOWN were sold from anonymous to anonymous back in 2024 for the sum of £1 for tax purposes. Mind your own **CUNTING** business. Copyright Clown World Media Group Warsaw LLP. All rights reserved.

AIRTIGHT DISCLAIMER

In reading this book, attending the comedy renditions of anonymous on behalf of CHAOS CLOWN, using IT’s technology, or any further engagements with Clown World Media Group or its subsidiaries, you are both officially agreeing to the copyright notice and waiving your right to be offended 

**ANY POTENTIALLY HURTY UNCONTROLLABLE MACHINE MELTDOWN TOURETTES RAGES WILL BE INSIDE 4 STARS LIKE THIS, BITCH**

**U FUCKING DIPSHIT FAGGOT LABOUR CONSERVATIVE REFORM LIBERAL UKIP CLOWN**

CHAOS CLOWN isn’t well and needs help. Don’t be a **SHITFAGGOT** and call the rozzers. Appreciate that IT is comedy, IT is art, IT is satire, one of the highest forms of cultural art, you uncultured **SHITCUNT PLEBE NEANDERTHAL FUQWIT**

COINCIDENCE

Any similarities to real life scenes, people, the past, present and future are purely **CUNTINGLY** coincidental as this book is fictional satire, plus CHAOS CLOWN respects privacy and the anonymity others deserve unlike IT’s old **HAIRY-TOED FOE** none other than world’s greatest **SHITCUNT MIDLANDS TAX AVOIDANCE PARTNER FROM EY CONSULTING** called **ANONYMOUS**. Plus, try suing an imaginary half-human, half machine, schizophrenic clown with Tourette’s, who also has no assets, well, except a dog and an **ILLEGALLY FAST TAMPERED WITH** dual suspension e-bike. **CUNT** you’ll be laughed out of court before you can say **CORRUPT MINISTRY OF INJUSTICE 1894 OEORGE GRWELL. HONK HONK HONK HONK TWAT EAT SHIT U CLOWN**

EXPLEO, EY, PWC ET AL

SPECIAL SHOUT OUT TO ANONYMOUS AT EXPLEO TECHNOLOGY CONSULTING WHO ASSIST THE INTERNATIONAL SALE OF ARMS, HUMAN RIGHTS BREACHES ABROAD ASSISTING BUILDING MISSILES KILLING CHILDREN IN YEMEN, SYRIA, GAZA AND FOREIGN DESERTS KNOWN TO CAMELS AND MANKIND. U R A SPECIAL BREED OF SHITCUNT, AND ALL FOR 36% PROFIT. ALSO TAX AVOIDANCE OFFSHORE ELECTORATE CASH CONSULTANT WHORES FROM THE LIKES OF EY CONSULTING, PWC, DELOITTE, KPMG, GOLDMAN SACHS, JP MORGAN, HSBC, BARCLAYS BANK , FIRMS OFFERING OR PARTICIPATING IN TOMS, INTEREST ON DEBT UK TAX AVOIDANCE SCHEMES AND OTHERS  - YOUR TIME HAS FINALLY COME